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DIETS & WEIGHT LOSS IN THE 2000s:The New Diet (Fad?) - You Decide!
Anyway, all this talk of ready-made diet food made me think about my college roommate Petunia. She was from LA (and really fit the part - tall blue-eyed blond surfer chick-ee-doodle), drove a white corvette and was on the loud side. She was also on a diet. A rather loud diet. Periodically, large boxes of astronaut food would be delivered to our dorm room, which theoretically would provide Petunia with enough sustenance to remain among the living, while melting away unwanted pounds and inches from her waistline. All very good in theory, except the food was all freeze dried, and looked about as appetizing as the boxes it came in. Apparently that was the way it tasted too, because all I had to do was say "Dominoes Pizza" and Petunia would get all misty eyed recalling what a slice of pizza tasted like. Ready made diet meals really have come a long way! *** Here is a weight loss video (commercial) from "The Firm". If it doesn't load the first time, refresh the page. An estimated 125 million Americans take daily dietary supplements,
including vitamins. Source: Drugstore.com
Dr. Siegal's COOKIE DIET was created in 1975 by renowned physician, author and weight-loss expert Sanford Siegal, D.O., M.D. More than 500,000 overweight people have used Dr. Siegal's hunger-controlling foods. However, until recently, the only place to get them was at Dr. Siegal's clinics in Florida or from several hundred doctors to whom he provided them. CookieDietOnline.com was launched on May 14, 2007. With almost no advertising, average daily sales for the first two weeks were over $10,000.
It seems that the Cookie Diet certainly makes one happier than any other diet that Retro Housewife has investigated. Too Much Information Running Through My Brain! Too Much Information Driving Me Insane^!Any Police fans out there? If, in the 1950s and 1960s we were a bit naive and simplistic in our approach to diets and weight loss, we have more than made up for it. Never have we been so well informed, misinformed, inundated, misled, educated, indoctrinated, brainwashed, cajoled, coerced, manipulated, bribed, blackmailed, encouraged, discouraged and just plain confused about the subject as we are today. And never have we been fatter. God's little joke on us. I think he is trying to teach us something about shortcuts and having our cake and eating it too. And then there's the diet plans. Oh Lordy, Lordy! The diet plans! Join here, subscribe there, meet on Tuesdays, measure on Wednesdays, buy our meal plan on Friday. (Emergency Liposuctions, Amputations and Lobotomies are conveniently scheduled on Mondays, in anticipation of the measuring and weighing later in the week...) I suppose the irony of spending lots of money NOT TO EAT has gotten lost in the shuffle somewhere?
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Other Diet Decades1940s Diets1950s Diets 1960s Diets 1970s Diets 1980s Diets 1990s Diets 2000s Diets My Mini-Directory of Diet Plans Now In Alphabetical Order! What a Concept! (Will grow as I find new diets...ironic isn't it?)
Atkins Diet
- The Atkins diet is based on the premise that carbohydrates
make you gain weight. It recommends a diet high in protein
(meat), low in carbs (grains, etc.). I think you have to be out
of your mind to go on this diet. IMO, eating lots of meat is not
a good long term strategy.
Diet-to-Go coupon ==>> Get $20 off your entire order! Get $20
off your first order with coupon code CJ2000
Medifast Diet - With Medifast you can lose 2-5 pounds a week.
Medifast’s delicious meals make dieting quick and easy. Get one week
free.
Nutrisystem
- Nutrisystem has been around for over 30 years, and is a fairly
sensible diet plan. With this plan, dieters buy the food from
Nutrisystem, which makes it a good diet for people who are too
busy to cook. One thing I like in particular about this diet
plan is that they have tailored diet plans: Specifically,
Nutrisystem offers a Women’s Program,
a Men’s Program,
a Type II Diabetic Program (the Type II Diabetic weight loss plan is dietitian-approved.),
an All-Vegetarian Program
- they even have a Vegan diet plan, the only one around where
you can get your food pre-packaged,
a "Silver Program" for Older Women (older being over 60), and a "Silver Program" for Older Men.
That sounds very sensible to me.
The Sonoma Diet -
Here's a diet for the gregarious! The Sonoma Diet encourages you
to drink wine (Sonoma California being a very lovely wine area...)
Weight Watchers -
Good old Weight Watchers! The way to get started on a Weight
Watchers diet is to take the free personal assessment. Weight
Watchers now has the advantage that many supermarket foods come
with a "points" calculation!
Zone Diet - Established in 2002, ZoneLiving.com is based on the vision of Dr. Barry Sears, best selling author of the Zone Diet Books and a leading authority on the dietary control of hormonal response. Official site of The Zone Diet.
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