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HOW TO PURCHASE ADVERTISING
Retro-Houswife.com is offering a limited amount of paid advertising space to
the general public.
- The ad creative must be "G" rated, and may not promote anything I don't like
(Such As Meanies)
or approve of (The usual list + Other Bad Things).
- It would be nice if the ad itself could adhere to the retro theme of the
site, or at least not clash too terribly.
- Advertising space is available where I have placed this funky banner:
Here is how you go about purchasing an advertisement spot on this site:
- Locate the funky banner on the pages I have listed.
me an email with the location you have picked for your ad, and a
sample of your ad.
- Wait until I respond with a yay or a nay. This is important, because I get a
ton of emails and don't always see them as pronto as you might expect.
Make a donation to help rebuild the Church Of Greater Works which was
destroyed by arson, had no insurance, and was really helping the
down-and-out in Los Angeles until some jack-ass set fire to it.
- Forward me a copy of your donation receipt.
- The ad-banner you place will link to your site, of course.
Rates For Advertising:
- 1 WEEK ??
- Month ??
- Year ???
- Just make me a nice offer that is perhaps a little overly
generous to Pastor Edwards and his church so I don't have to mess
around with coming up with an actual rate sheet...
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