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Books That Have Something Fruitcake
  1. Ask the Fruitcake Lady: Everything You Would Already Know If You Had Any Sense
  2. A Fruitcake Christmas

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You Are Nuttier Than A Fruitcake

 
Fruitcake Facts:
  1. The First Recorded Fruitcake was in Roman Times, and some believe the fruitcake to be the cause of the fall of the Roman Empire.A Classic Fruitcake
     
  2. A little publicized method of determining whether a woman was a witch during the Salem Witch Trials was to offer the suspect a piece of fruitcake. If she ate it and lived, it was considered proof that she was, in fact, a witch.

 

 

 

 

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(Almost) Famous Fruitcake Quotes

"Let Them Eat Fruitcake"
(Marie Antoinette, When asked what her starving subjects should eat. Her publicist dropped the "Fruit" for fear of causing an uprising. Thus "Let Them Eat Cake" became the famous quote. However, Marie didn't really like her starving subjects much, and hoped that they would clue in and stop griping if she handed over all of her Christmas Fruitcakes. Instead, they cut off her head. It's true! Really!)

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